ANGRY

• A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

• The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," shebarked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."

• Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
  Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
  Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
  Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

• Diwangi se kam na thi kuch apni justujo
  Hum bewafa jahan me wafa dhondte rahey
  Mehromiyon k dor me kin hasraton k sath
  Hum pathron k dil me khuda dhondte rahey.

• Apney he Habe-e-Haal mangti hon,
  Bas Dua-e-Wisaal Mangti hon,
  Teri qurbat main jo guzar sako,
  main wohi maah-o-saal mangti ho,
  jiski tabeer mil sake mujhko,
  Khuab sa ik khyaal mangti hon,
  Mere hathon ko bas hina dedey, angry funny sms
  Tujhse main zar na maal mangti hon.