JOKES

• What is fashion designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas working on how to cover little areas….

• Q) y r sadhus able to resist all the temptations in life?
A:because they keep on chanting om om om …
More the no of ohms more is the resistance…

• Girl:how much u luv me?
Boy:like shajahan
Girl:then when will you build tajmahal.
Boy:akready purchased land.now waiting for your death.

• AARU NOORU ela avatundo telusa
let,a=b
multiply with 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a=(100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100(a-b)=6(a-b)
6=100 natho petukoku.
I'm genius.

JOKES

• History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

• A drunker goes to bar and drink's whisky by mixing water
Rum with water
Wodka with water
Every time he has infection in stomach. So next time what he will do.

• It?s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It?s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

• The Next Generation LKG poem.Twinkle twinkle little BEER
How i wonder what a BAR
Quarter rates are up so HIGH
Drink a PEG with chiken Fry.

• LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER:-)
I was in12th,
She was in 12th.
I got BTEC,
She got BSc.
I was doing BTEC,
She got MSc.
I completed BTEC.
She got a PhD.
She got married.
I was preparing for MTEC entrance
She's the mother of 2 children,
I am doing my MTEC
Her daughter is in 1st std,
I completed MTEC
Her daughter passd 10th,
I hv joined in a job.,
The greatest journey-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT!
&
Her daughter is my WUDBEE.
;-);-)

JOKES

• once a donkey kicked a karan and ran away.karan started chasing and he found a zebra and started beating saying "dress maristhe kanipettalena.

• WELCOME 2
www.love.com
Type pasword
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PROCESING
Sorry meeku preminche vayasu daati poindi.
Try www.sanyasi.com.

• Girl: Nuvvu nelaku enni sarlu shaving chestav.
Boy: Nelaku kadu roju 30 to 40 times. Girl: A A... mentalodiva. Boy: kadu naku saloon undigaa..

• Person:sir...sir... Phon lo roju blackmailing cals vasthunni sir.
Police:emami vasthunni......?
Persor:Recharge chesukophote. Connection cut chesthamani.

• A Sardar gave his mobile to his friend and said...,'please send a sms to my girl friend,Because my hand writing is very bad:-). Bolo tarararaaa ...............

JOKES

• Tortoise & rabbit wrote entrance exam & tortoise got 80% & rabbit 81% . both wanted admission in a gud engineering college, cut off needed is 85%.
Rabit didn’t get but tortoise got admission.How

Any guess?
U remember wen v were in 1st std tortoise won a race…so..
Sports quota..

• Sardarji is driving a jeep in a jungle.
TOURIST:-“how do we escape if Lion comes now!”
SARDARJI:-give right indicator and turn left.!

• I saw a dream yesterday. Only u n me.
We were running in a garden, me in the front and you running after me and with the back ground music of Vodafone---where ever u go……..

• Q: Aaadavari nadaka "Hamsa Nadaka".
Mari magavari nadaka..?
A:Magavari Nadaka aa "Hamsa Venaka".
Keep smiling..!!
• This msg is just only for
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Just Finger Exercise
ha ha ha..

GOOD MORNING

• Flower ful morning, colorful noon, joyful evening & peaceful night be happy it going to be a fantastic day for you…

• yesterday is 2day.
Yesterday's tomorrows is 2day.
But 2day's yesterday was yesterday's 2day.
2moro's 2day is 2day's 2moro!
Anyway gud mng 2day.,.

LOVE

• Loving someone is like2touch a star. Even if that person does not love u.
Keep trying may be 1 fine day that star will fall on earth just 4u…

LOVE

• A boy proposed a girl she rejected. He was not SAD. Friends asked you did not feel sad?
Boy: y should I feel? I lost one who never loved me but she lost one who really love her..

• Life’s most deepest feelings are often expressed in silence.and the one who can read the volumes from your silence is your dearest person.

• Read this its really touching
One day a girl asked her best friend(boy) to marry her. The boy give her a challenge to live a day without him, only then he will marry her. No communication was there between them for 24 hrs. the girl didn’t know that the boy had only 24hrs life left as he was seriously ill. After a day girl went to boy’s home holding a ring. She was surprised knowing he’s dead. He left a letter for her saying
“ you did it & you can be without me. Do it everyday my love. Miss u..

• A boy in love said,” love is: when I sit at the first bench of the class and feel very special when she looks at me only to confirm I’m present or not”.

• Loving what you get is compromise. Getting what you love is success. Lovin without caring whether you’ll get or not is true love. Loving even after knowing you won’t get is pure love.

FRIENDSHIP

• Usually when we ask people how did you met your friend, they tend to say a big story but in our case its just a sentence,
“U FOUND ME WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR U!!”

• smile:value to URface love:value for UR heart respect:value to UR behaviour study:value to UR future FRIEND:value to UR life.

• Life starts INTENSE,But Ends with SILENSE. Love starts with FEAR,Buts ends with TEARS.And Friendship starts HOWEVER,Will Remain FOREVER.

• F Field_Of_Love
R Root_Of_Joy
I Island_Of_God
E End_Of_ Sorrow
N Name_Of_ Hope
D Door_Of_
Understanding
That is
F.R.I.E.N.D.urs

FRIENDSHIP

• More stars make a sky.
More trees make a forest.
More flowers make a garden.
But only only two hearts make a great relation that is FRIENDSHIP.
• Friends are like mornings u may share with them only a few hours of the day. but you know that they’ll always be there tomorrow the next day & the day after
Forever!!!

• when a person can find sorrow in ur smile, words behind your silence, love behind your anger; you can believe that person is your true friend……

• The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched but are felt in the heart…”just like us”

• Smile - - -ever
Sad - - -never
Speak - - -ever
Silence - - -never
Share - - -ever
Hide - - - never
Care - - - ever
Forget - - - never
Because we are friends forever

MISSYOU

• you may miss me.you may ignore me.you may even forget me but one day if you want to see me, dont search just see you'r shadow i will be there standing behind you..

• I hide my tears when I say UR name,but pain in myheart is still dasame.IF So I Smile &Seem Carefree,There is no 1 Who misses U more than me..

• Missed cal reaches mobile,received calls reaches ears,but sms reaches beautiful eyes & heart. So I always like to message u…

FEELING

• If you miss someone don’t cry, think of all the time you have spent together & hold a sweet smile on your face because the one your missing always wants to see u smiling.

• If u think that I miss you always..you are wrong!!
I miss you only when I remember you..!
But dammit!!!
I remember you always..!!

• When ever you smile im near you sharing it.
When ever you feel sad im inside your heart bearing the pain.
So don’t be sad
Your sorrow hurts me…be happy always 

• Smile is a adressof life.Smile is a way to get success..Smile is to win the hearts.Smile improves ur personality.So always be with smile.

• "One hurts you so that you may find someone who can heal you,
if nobody is there to hurt you, you will never know the person who cares for you"

FEELING

• be close with some one who makes you happy. But be closer with some one who cant be happy with out you!!

• I hope maybe someday in future, when its raining outside and you are sitting near a window, deep in thought ,a memory about the time we shared together drifts through your mind and a beautiful tear falls down from your eyes.. you smile thinking about me.. and believe me that day i will be the happiest person on earth not because i made you smile but i was the worth of your tears..........

• Think of me and keep in mind
A faithful friend is hard to find but if you find one equal and true never leave him for the new friend..

• Every time I hear SMS tone, I always hope it comes from you. My phone has limited memory but my heart has unlimited space for a “lovely friend like you”….

• Its hard to live alone, its harder to sum one to love but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you have falling in love with someone who can never be yours.

QUOTES

• “winners don’t do different things”
“they do things different”

• If you worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it disappears like bubble so always smile at your problem.

• Face challenges confidently thinking “IF I CAN’T, WHO CAN”
But after WINNING be humble to say “ IF I CAN, WHO CAN’T"

• Golden times of our life may not return back forever.
But the good relation and the golden memories will stay in the heart forever.

• “whom you don’t need today, you will need them tomorrow, whom you reject today,will never accept you again tomorrow.”
VALUE YOUR RELATIONSHIP

• DREAM - Unlimit
THINK - Positive
CHOOSE - Best
ANALYSE - more
PLAN - perfect
Be - confident
WORK - hard
EXECUTE - well then
SUCCESS is ur's life..,...

QUOTES

• Success secret:
Every body says “mistake is the first step of success”
But the real fact is
“correction of mistake is the first step of success”

• The best message ever read… a baby fish asked her mother-“why cant we live on earth?”
Mother fish-“Earth is not the place for fishes, its made only for selFISHES!!

• COMPROMISING doesn’t mean that you are wrong and some one is right, it only means that you value your relationship much more than you EGO!!

• “don’t complain about others, change yourself if you want peace”
“it is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the earth with carpet”.

• “it is not your mistake if you can’t read the eyes which cheats you.”
But
“its really your mistake if you cant read the eyes which cares you.

GOOD NIGHT

• ~_~~_~may_~_~~__the_~_~~__the~_~~_~_~~_~~cold_~air~_~bring_~you_~~my~_sweet~_~_~_~voice~_~_telling~_~_very good ~_~night.

• Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight.Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight .But don’t make it a habit because I’m not always free ..

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Goodnight...

• Good Night.........
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Good Night.

JOKES

•Famous sayings:
What is education?
Wasting quarter part of life to learn how to waste the remaining part of life.
•3Stupid Stages in LIFE
TEENAGE
Have Time&Energy
But No Money
WORKING AGE
Have Money&Energy But No Time
OLD AGE
Have Time&Money But No Energy....
• It takes 15 trees 2 produce the amount of paper that we use in one exam.
Join us 2 save trees “SAY BAN THE EXAMS” forward to all good students
EXAM Hatao!!
Pedh Bachao!
• Real facts:
When a girl cries “the world consoles her” but when a boy cries “come on man.dont be a girl”
If a girl slaps a boy”boy has done a mistake”
If boy slaps a girl “rascal doesn’t know to respect ladies”
If a boy talks to girls “he is FLIRTING”
If girl is talking to boys “she is friendly”
If a girl met with an accident “then its mistake of others”
If a boy does “bloody you don’t know how to drive”
Still people say “IT’s MALE DOMINATED WORLD”
• FRIENDSHIP b/w Girls:
A girl came to home late and told to dad that she was at friends house.dad called 10 friends but all told she was not there.
FRIENDSHIP b/w BOYS:
A boy didn’t go home one night and told to dad that he was at friends home, dad called 10 friends. Among them 8 members confirmed that he had slept at their house and remaining 2 claimed he is still there.
Guyz rocks.

HEART TOUCHING

• if ever you feel tired, u can come & take rest in my heart…if u feel that my heart beat is disturbing you don't worry I will stop my heart beats for you…
  

  
  

• the weakest part of relation comes when one of the person has to give explanation to prove the trust..
  

• Mind told to heart-"why r u sending messages to people who do not RESPOND to you…" Then my heart told my MIND- U need messages but I need my friends….
  

• No matter how rude our best friends behave!
  

  V should always patch up with them.. because those rascals know all our secrets!
  

  MIND IT !!!..
  

  
  

 

• If you get less messages from me don't think that I didn't care for you, but I'm searching for the best message for a best person like you!
  

  
  

• Liking you is my nature, missing you is my disappointment, fighting with you is my time pass, Forgetting you is my life's end..
  

• Na jeene ki khushi.na marne ka gham bas unse milne kidua karte hai hum jeete hai is ass par ayenge..
  

  Marte nahi isliye ki who akele reh jayenge……