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Saturday, April 17, 2010

LIFE QUOTES

  • Like all sciences and all valuations, the psychology of women has hitherto been considered only from the point of view of men.
  • Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.
  • Unbeing dead isn't being alive.
  • We can't plan life. All we can do is be available for it.
  • When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".

Friday, April 16, 2010

LIFE QUOTES

  • Life is never easy for those who dream.
  • Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
  • Life is wasted on the living.
  • Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
  • Life must be lived as play.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

LIFE QUOTES

  • Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
  • I love life because what more is there.
  • I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
  • Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
  • Life is half spent before we know what it is.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

LIFE QUOTES

  • Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
  • Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
  • Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
  • Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
  • Everything in life is luck.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Life Quotes

  • A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
  • All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
  • All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
  • Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out
  • Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

Monday, April 12, 2010

FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

  • I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
  • I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
  • I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
  • If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
  • If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

  • Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
  • Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
  • Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness.
  • Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
  • I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

  • An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
  • Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
  • Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.
  • Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.
  • Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

Friday, April 9, 2010

CUTE SAYINGS

  • Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

  • Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

  • Anyone can hate. It costs to love.

  • Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

  • Having nothing, nothing can you lose.

  • Don’t drown the man who taught you to swim.

CUTE SAYINGS

  • Count your age with friends but not with years.

  • Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

  • Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.

  • A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.

  • If you think you can, you can. And if you think you cant, youre right!

  • Never look back unless youre planning to go that way.

  • Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

  • Half of the people in the world are below average.

  • If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

  • The best proof of love is trust.

CUTE SAYINGS

  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

  • Adults are just kids with money.

  • In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

  • The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them.

  • If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players ?

  • We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

  • Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.

  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

  • A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

  • A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

CUTE SAYINGS

  • No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry.

  • The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

  • The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.

  • Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…

  • Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.

  • All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.

  • Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

  • Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!

  • Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.

  • Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

  • Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

  • When you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.

  • True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

  • Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

  • A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

  • True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

  • Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

  • Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

  • To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy.

  • Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

  • A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else.

  • Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.

  • The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

  • Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

  • Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.

  • A road to a friend’s house is never long.

  • I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

  • Count your age with friends but not with years.

  • A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what.

  • When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

COOL SAYINGS

  • Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

  • The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

  • You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

  • Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.

  • Life is like a dream, sometimes it is good and somtimes it is bad, but in the end it is over.

  • One thing I can give and still keep: my word.

COOL SAYINGS

  • If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

  • Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

  • Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

  • Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

  • Fish and visitors smell in three days.

  • Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

  • A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

  • Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

  • I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them.

  • Pressure makes diamonds.

COOL SAYINGS

  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
  • It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
  • God is clever, but not dishonest.
  • A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
  • To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
  • They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.

  • To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

  • Remember that time is money.

  • Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

  • Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

COOL SAYINGS

  • Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
  • Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
  • A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
  • Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.

COOL SAYINGS

  • If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
  • Be of use, but don’t be used.
  • Winners never quit and quitters never win.
  • When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.
  • Why is abbreviation such a long word ?

COOL SAYINGS

  • Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

  • To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.

  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

  • Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

  • The wisest mind has something yet to learn.

COOL SAYINGS

  • A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
  • The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
  • The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
  • Wisdom begins in wonder.
  • Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.

COOL SAYINGS

  • Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
  • Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
  • A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.
  • That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another…
  • It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.

COOL SAYINGS

  • It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

  • Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

  • I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.

  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

  • If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

COOL SAYINGS

  • The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
  • A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • He who can, does. He who can’t, teaches.
  • Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

LIFE QUOTES

  • When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  • Your life is what your thoughts make it.

FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

  • A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
  • A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
  • A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.
  • A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
  • A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
  • An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
  • Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
  • Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.
  • Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.
  • Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.
  • Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
  • Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

jokes

  • Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweller`s shop.
    Banta: And then what happened?
    Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweller.
  • Parent:How did you write your exam?

    Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.

    So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!
  • Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
    Santa: Han
    Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao
    Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane
  • Lady: (to the waitress) May I have a bag to carry leftovers to my dog?
    Baby: Oh mother, are we going to get a dog?
  • Cardiologist died n was buried in Heart Shape Coffin..
    A Dr. standin nearby laughd,
    wen askd y he laughd?He said"Thinkin of my Coffin.
    I'm a Gynaecologist.!!!

jokes

  • Santa:Mere dada ne 1947ki jang me dushman ki taange kat di thi

    Banta:Gardne Q nahi kati

    Santa:Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.
  • America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai.
China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai.
Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai.
INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai.
  • Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

    Logon ne puchha kya huva

    Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha.
  • Dost Pathan se:
    APRIL FOOL manaya?
    Pathan: Han
    Dost:kis k saath?
    Pathan:Bv k 7!
    hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
    jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
    APRIL FOOL,
    APRIL FOOL..!
  • Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam:
    My Life
    mahine baad: My Wife
    saal baad: Home
    10 saal baad: Hitler
    15 saal baad: WRONG NUMBER

love

  • love is not winning some one , but loosing yourself to some one . wen u r loved by someone, its not due to your excellence of mind or beauty but due 2 purity of your heart
  • love is such a wonderful gift which is given from god,we forget to respect it in every terms.
  • I send my CARES to the wind and ask the wind to pass it to U... When U feel the wind blowing on to your FACE that's ME saying... "Take Care Always"..!
  • "Respect the heart who find TIME for u in their busy Schedule.' But "love the heart who NEVER SEE their Schedule when u NEED them..."
  • A beautiful truth: People luv you all d time.... Its jus tht dey cant luv you d way u understand love.... They love u d way they know to love..!

Love

  • You Are The First Thing I Think About
    When I Wake Up
    Just Thinking Of You Put The
    Biggest Smiles On My Face
    Every Love Song I Listen To
    I Think Of You
    I Will Do Anything In This World For You
    Coz You Are My World N Everything,
    Baby I Love You!..........
  • Mere dil to tere pyar me itna pagal hai,
    Jo sab ko chorke tere paas rehta hai,
    Yaha tak ke muje uski zarurat hai,
    Phirbhi mere paas ake usne dharakna chordiya hai...
  • Never Misunderstand the person who shows "ANGER" on u


    Bcoz..







    Anger is the most easiest & childish way 2 xpress *DEEP LUV*
  • "Its ur luck to love someone...Its ur fortune to love d one who loves u... But its a miracle to love a person who cant love anyone except u..."
  • Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.