JOKES

• Tortoise & rabbit wrote entrance exam & tortoise got 80% & rabbit 81% . both wanted admission in a gud engineering college, cut off needed is 85%.
Rabit didn’t get but tortoise got admission.How

Any guess?
U remember wen v were in 1st std tortoise won a race…so..
Sports quota..

• Sardarji is driving a jeep in a jungle.
TOURIST:-“how do we escape if Lion comes now!”
SARDARJI:-give right indicator and turn left.!

• I saw a dream yesterday. Only u n me.
We were running in a garden, me in the front and you running after me and with the back ground music of Vodafone---where ever u go……..

• Q: Aaadavari nadaka "Hamsa Nadaka".
Mari magavari nadaka..?
A:Magavari Nadaka aa "Hamsa Venaka".
Keep smiling..!!
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Just Finger Exercise
ha ha ha..