JOKES

• History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

• A drunker goes to bar and drink's whisky by mixing water
Rum with water
Wodka with water
Every time he has infection in stomach. So next time what he will do.

• It?s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It?s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

• The Next Generation LKG poem.Twinkle twinkle little BEER
How i wonder what a BAR
Quarter rates are up so HIGH
Drink a PEG with chiken Fry.

• LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER:-)
I was in12th,
She was in 12th.
I got BTEC,
She got BSc.
I was doing BTEC,
She got MSc.
I completed BTEC.
She got a PhD.
She got married.
I was preparing for MTEC entrance
She's the mother of 2 children,
I am doing my MTEC
Her daughter is in 1st std,
I completed MTEC
Her daughter passd 10th,
I hv joined in a job.,
The greatest journey-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT!
&
Her daughter is my WUDBEE.
;-);-)