COOL SAYINGS

• If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

• Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

• Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

• Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

• Fish and visitors smell in three days.

• Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

• A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

• Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

• I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them.

• Pressure makes diamonds.