jokes

• Santa:Mere dada ne 1947ki jang me dushman ki taange kat di thi
  
  Banta:Gardne Q nahi kati
  
  Santa:Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.

• America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai.

China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai.
Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai.
INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai.

• Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha
  
  Logon ne puchha kya huva
  
  Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha.

• Dost Pathan se:
  APRIL FOOL manaya?
  Pathan: Han
  Dost:kis k saath?
  Pathan:Bv k 7!
  hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
  jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
  APRIL FOOL,
  APRIL FOOL..!

• Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam:
  My Life
  mahine baad: My Wife
  saal baad: Home
  10 saal baad: Hitler
  15 saal baad: WRONG NUMBER