jokes

• Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweller`s shop.
  Banta: And then what happened?
  Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweller.

• Parent:How did you write your exam?
  
  Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.
  
  So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

• Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
  Santa: Han
  Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao
  Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane

• Lady: (to the waitress) May I have a bag to carry leftovers to my dog?
  Baby: Oh mother, are we going to get a dog?

• Cardiologist died n was buried in Heart Shape Coffin..
  A Dr. standin nearby laughd,
  wen askd y he laughd?He said"Thinkin of my Coffin.
  I'm a Gynaecologist.!!!